Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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