Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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