What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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