This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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