things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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