he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
