Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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