I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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