I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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