Say something about gay babies.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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