Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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