Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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