you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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