Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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