I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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