He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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