If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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