Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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