so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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