plz talk dirty to me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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