Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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