Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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