yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
