He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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