Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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