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and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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(269): View more from Michigan

Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown

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(707): View more from California

im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?

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(561): View more from Florida

I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date

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(562): View more from California

Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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(813): View more from Florida

We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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(613): View more from Ontario

You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.

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