Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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