and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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