so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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