You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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