did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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