Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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