If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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