It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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