Ambien. No doubt about it.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The ass gains better be worth it
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