she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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