How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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