How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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