Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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