I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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