What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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