dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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