I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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