Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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