More tranny stories later!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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