is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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