Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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