her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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