I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
