singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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