she was so not down for the gang bang
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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