But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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