There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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