I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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