did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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